Dammit - Blink-182

maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

(via nathanskies)

"If you ask for a Coke here, make sure you ask for the liquid."
C.?.
"How long is all day?"
J.G.
"Is England in Europe?"
J.M.
"She’s boring in every language, not just English."
N.H.
"If you are going to wear a skimpy outfit, have a skimpy body."
P.S.
"My mother knows my penis. She born me."
J.K.
"That’s about the 4th sock I’ve drank through."
J.A.
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