"If you ask for a Coke here, make sure you ask for the liquid."
C.?.
"How long is all day?"
J.G.
"Is England in Europe?"
J.M.
"She’s boring in every language, not just English."
N.H.
"If you are going to wear a skimpy outfit, have a skimpy body."
P.S.
"My mother knows my penis. She born me."
J.K.
"That’s about the 4th sock I’ve drank through."
J.A.
"My pants smell like the Pantanal. More anal than pant though."
J.K.
"Why can’t someone just straight up get their tits out?"
C.G.
"It was a flacid raping."
J.M.
"Like a white colonial man I’ll stand and watch."
J.K.
"Work gingers work!"
J.K.
"Classic cunt fish."
J.K.
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