1 week ago
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I’m so keen to have sex, I’d even sleep with someone named Craig.

M.A.
1 week ago
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I know it takes 2 to tango but I’d rather tango by myself.

L.D.
1 week ago
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It makes my penis hurt.

C.V.
1 week ago
1 week ago
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She has a face like a football. It’s just plain.

N.H.
1 week ago
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Don’t say it with text, say it with Penis.

M.A.
1 week ago
1 week ago
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They make my vagina swell.

J.H.
1 week ago
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It’s like sleeping in a hug.

R.J.
1 week ago
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Sit dow. Relax. Take off your bra if you like.

M.H.
1 week ago
1 week ago
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They’re all choosing Jenga because their doubting how smart they are, which they should be.

M.H.
1 week ago
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Have you got sprinkles in your throat?

S.S.
1 week ago
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I’m no hero. I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.

Tina - Bob’s Burgers
1 week ago